Parker (gets out of bed 20 minutes after we put him down): Moooom!
Me: Get back in bed, Park.
Parker: But Moooom, I need to tell you sumping.
Me: What, bud?
Parker: My pillow smells NASTY!
Me: What?? What does it smell like?
Parker: (long pause) It smells like...... It smells like....
Daddy's..... BREATH!